Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Status messages

The status messgaes I would have love to post on Facebook but can't:
  • Has an appointment with Dildo cam.
  • Perfect pair of eggs found by Dildo Cam, thinking twins.
  • If I were to take a pregnancy test right now I would get a positive.
  • My poor cats are confused again, they think I am pregnant but can't find a heartbeat.
  • was inpregnated with my Dr, husband and son in the room.
  • is now pregnant until proven otherwise.

Oh the list goes on. So I am being good. I am not doing any experimental testing, and I am certainly not going to obsess over things. We are now leaving the fate of these pair of follicles in the hands of God now. We have done all we can do.

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